Overheard in my house in the last few days:
1. I'm taking my Monster and fleeing (child up too early, dad's in a towel, Monster energy drink in hand).
2. You can't be hungry! You just ate your own barf! (to the cat, who, if overfed, loses his lunch because he eats like a bunny needs to proliferate).
3. A girl's breasts are where she keeps her eggs, right? (from the mouth of a very uninformed now educated child).
Something that came out of my mouth:
"What exactly is squirrel-tapping?" This in response to my son's accident with a baseball at school.
Ta-Da!
1 comment:
Ta Da indeed!
f.r.a.n.
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